For the sake of your continued survival, it is imperative that you remember to obey the new commandments listed below:
- Thou shalt obey thy alien overlords
- Thou shalt not harm thy alien overlords
- Thou shalt not steal from thy alien overlords
- Thou shalt have no alien overlords before us
- Thou shalt bow before thy alien overlords, and address them as "Master"
It should also be noted that the rules listed on the culture page are equally important to these.
Any slight deviation from these laws shall result in immediate execution without trial.
What you call your "court system" has been abolished. There is no need for such a trivial thing. If you break the laws, you die, and if you don't, then you live. It isn't a complicated concept, even for humans. Those currently employed in the law system will be compensated with new jobs, with competitive wages. Any humans wishing for one of these fantastic new jobs with plenty of opportunity for advancement should head to a New Job Office. You can find one in most cities. Some of the buildings have been accidentally labelled "Gas Chamber", but please disregard that.
We will also be implementing a new system of currency. It is far more logical than the ones which you currently have in place. There will only be one unit, known as the Aiol. All currency is in the form of coins, with each having a random value between 1 and 73. Also, prices for humans will be significantly greater than those for the overlords. This helps to turn a profit, while still giving your rulers a good deal.