Epic movie

This movie literally makes me consider running into a brick wall every time I think of it. It is such a sad movie. The problem is not that its CG is bad or anything, but that the actors just think they are so hilarious; they think that everything they say and do is funny except that it really gives others the image of getting a swirlie.

I experienced the devastation of watching this movie when my friend invited me over on a sunny Saturday morning. Little did I know that he invited me over just to see how bad Epic Movie really is. After 15 minutes, I could not finish the movie. Every minute, I cried like a little girl in a closet.

To all of you, I strongly recommend watching this movie. Why, some may ask, after how I ranted of its poor quality. But the thing is, watching this movie makes you appreciate other movies, no matter how bad they are, because Epic Movie achieved its own “level” of a bad movie. It’s the king of bad movies, the emperor, the chancellor, the judicator, whatever.

So I say to you, please watch this movie for the sake of other movies. By watching this movie, every other movie will be appreciated. You will be saying, “It’s not as bad as Epic Movie”, a perfect excuse to watch any movie.

writen by Phil Gym

Phil give Epic Move 0.5 out of 5.