> Chuck Norris Facts
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
- Chuck Norris Facts.com
Probably one of the greatest memes to hit the 21st century, Chuck Norris not only can do martial arts, but apparently he can also perform impossible things. Chuck Norris Facts are satirical facts about Chuck Norris, a famous actor and martial artist, portraying him as a all-powerful man that will always have his way, and more.
The original facts were about Vin Diesel, another famous tough-guy actor, but by early 2005, Chuck Norris's facts were more common to appear. Conan O'Brien is believed to have inpired the creators of the websites, commenting on Norris on his Late Night show. By 2006, a Chuck Norris Fact generator was created, and the phemomenon truly began.
Some of my favorites include:
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.